Hear ye! Hear ye! Listen, for this is important to all Dougians. As Pope Scott I has said, the Dougian Church shall continue the saving of literature begun by Douglas Adams, by reading every book ever published, too decide whether or not it is worthy of the Church's time and praise. If a book is accepted, then it is okay for Dougians to read. However, if not accepted, the book is filthy and should be burned!
Several lists will be compiled by various students, including Petros and The Book Club Pope. After these different lists are finished, a final list will be made, and shall be the final decision of the Church. Unaccepted books must not be allowed to thrive, else Douglas' ministry is in vain.
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